经典小说《lt;Friendsgt;（老友记-六人行）第一季-英文剧本-全集》由所编写的耽美、影视戏曲、职场风格的小说，主角Hey,All,Yes，书中主要讲述了：《Friends》剧本（第一季）

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?

(They all stare, bemused.)

Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don'